topic Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES in Operating System - HP-UX

FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Paula J Frazer-Campbell — Wed, 21 May 2003 17:17:19 GMT

The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL..

Terry Hutchings
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,CA939358!1,00.html

Paula

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Steven E. Protter — Wed, 21 May 2003 17:20:27 GMT

A Clay

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,CA275236!1,00.html

He cracks me up.

If it ain't broke, I'm not done yet.

SEP

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Pete Randall — Wed, 21 May 2003 17:26:05 GMT

At the risk of being accused of attempting to butter up the Princess:

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR72531!1,00.html

"If you can spell SysAdmin then you is one - anon"

Pete

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Paula J Frazer-Campbell — Thu, 22 May 2003 08:39:18 GMT

Morning

Is the Power on ?

Nick Wickens

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR15252!1,00.html

Paula

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Animesh Chakraborty — Thu, 22 May 2003 08:56:04 GMT

Another very intersting quotes discussion here
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x4f043d853cd9d5118ff40090279cd0f9,00.html

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Nick Wickens — Thu, 22 May 2003 09:06:56 GMT

Gosh fame at last !!! Fame stands tip-toe in the wings !First Songs of Praise when I was 10 and now this. Just a few more minutes and I'll meet Andy Warhols prediction.

I'd volunteer this -

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR183074!1,00.html

....but its mine as well and no I don't recall how many hours I'd been working at that point :@)

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Ian Dennison_1 — Thu, 22 May 2003 09:23:15 GMT

Nick,

No Silver Swimming Certificate on your Quals?

Ian

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Nick Wickens — Thu, 22 May 2003 09:37:36 GMT

Ian

Should'nt that be "stoke me a clipper" ?

Actually I have both the ASA Bronze and Silver Swimming and Survival awards still sewn on my Thomas the Tank engine Towel !

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Mike Fisher_5 — Thu, 22 May 2003 12:23:49 GMT

Ian Lochray, UK, Scotland:
Should apply for the Diplomatic Corps
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR24277!1,00.html

Keely Jackson, UK:
Brings back memories of many a full moon
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR673572!1,00.html

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Shannon Petry — Thu, 22 May 2003 12:45:05 GMT

Not a sig... but a XP error(new) popup.

GENERAL DECEPTION FAULT

KERNEL32.EXE has performed another stupid instruction. Please insert a linux install disk and reboot to fix the problem, or simply reboot and continue to see this error.

T-Shirt
FRONT:
EXPLOSIVE EXPERT

BACK:
Want to smell?

Regards,
Shannon

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Steven E. Protter — Thu, 22 May 2003 12:46:04 GMT

Really Shannon?

Please upload a screen shot.

SEP

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Ian Lochray — Thu, 22 May 2003 13:34:14 GMT

Mike,
being a rabid Celtic supporter I am even grumpier than usual today.

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Geoff Wild — Thu, 22 May 2003 13:37:24 GMT

Here's a funny one I got under Windoze - somehow, something in my registry got corrupt (really? ) - and Windows wouldn't let me delete a folder - that I happened to call unix.

Took the NT support guys almost a week to figure it out...

Rgds...Geoff

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Kelli Ward — Thu, 22 May 2003 13:47:29 GMT

Geoff,
Regarding your Windows/UNIX jpeg,
YOU ARE MY HERO!
I love it!
Kel ;)

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Paula J Frazer-Campbell — Thu, 22 May 2003 13:50:28 GMT

Another T shirt

FRONT

Explosives expert

BACK

If you see me running do try to keep up.

Paula

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Kelli Ward — Thu, 22 May 2003 13:54:10 GMT

I like, even have it on my desk:

UNIX is a user friedly operating system - It's just picky about who it's friedly with

Saw it on the forum somewhere and loved it.
No points please, Got my 3 on the previous post.

Geoff, your still my hero!

Kel :)

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Mike Fisher_5 — Thu, 22 May 2003 13:56:22 GMT

For those of you unfamiliar with the Glaswegian dialect..

This link will explain Ian's personal quote:
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0xdb24f608743fd711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

Ian I sympathise
The World has shuddered to a halt
And yet...
to think there's people concerned with patching etc !!

Go figure
[As the yanks might say]

P.S. "Rabid"?
Surely there's no other type of fan?

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

John Collier — Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:15 GMT

One of my favorite non-IT related sayings:

Marriage is a give and take environment. Sometimes you just have to give it a rest and take a break!

Now if I could only get MY wife to understand and except that???

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

John Meissner — Thu, 22 May 2003 14:24:33 GMT

We had team shirts made. on the chest it has the company logo and on the arm it has a picture we found that says:

live free or die
Unix

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

W.C. Epperson — Thu, 22 May 2003 16:05:12 GMT

I like my current Edgar Allen Poe quote, but I have a couple of personal originals that I like:

"These are my own opinions, but you can help yourself. I got a plenty."

"I don't even LIKE reality. Why would I want to watch it on television?"