https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861230#M96248 Hi Sean,<BR /><BR />well, I'll try my very best:<BR /><BR />#1: done. They produce output<BR />#2: about 700 on one of my systems (fields/line * lines)<BR />#3: Steven's SHell - too bad it's not SSH ;-)<BR />#4: anglosaxons only - no germans (no umlauts, too short for decent german names - look at my official name), no french or spain (no accents), no asians<BR />#5: about 2000 pages AFAIK<BR />#6: about 200 pages?<BR />#7: never - don't use csh<BR />#8: 10 years of progress?<BR />#9: none - you don't dare using it these days<BR />#10: for Merijn (=procura) maybe a perl script with about 20 operators, for me "devnm"<BR />#11: usually an additional i-node and an additional data-block<BR />#12: error, confusion, trouble<BR />#13: set it carefully - very, very carefully!<BR />#14: rest in peace<BR />#15: 27 (in decimal)<BR />#16: 10 years of nomenclatur? the whole ISO-OSI commitee?<BR />#17: a value other than 0 if you want to use the effect<BR />#18: litres of strong coffee<BR />#19: <BR /><BR />#20: in the immediate neighbourhood of its friends cc, ld, ar, and make?<BR />#21: not in the same place, of course (SunOs being the outsider, as usually)<BR />#22: on my screen (after "grep"ing for it in "yerrno.h")<BR />#23: education and experience (to not use the former immediately)<BR />#24: enable hacker's access!<BR />#25: on a HFS with "/sbin/link", on a VxFS your do it in a somewhat softer manner<BR />#26: network-newbies (the rest of us uses CIDR)<BR />#27: to B or not to B?<BR />#28: d(){sh $1.shar;gtar xzf $1;};d neattoy.tar.gz<BR />#29: at your own risk!<BR />#30: you'be got me there :-(<BR />#31: On HPUX? With LUNs? 15*8+15 - not counting the controller as a device itself<BR />#32: seven is the lucky number<BR />#33: ch{own|grp|mod}<BR />#34: none for TP or WiFi, two for coax, one if it shouldn't work<BR />#35: connect it to power and a SCSI-controller? Disconnect it from the sun first?<BR />#36: backup to tape, move the disk, partition/format it, restore from tape ;-)<BR />#37: SunOS or BSD information<BR />#38: a lot of old-fashioned options<BR />#39: diskinfo's output to screen, reading from screen afterwards<BR />#40: !<BR />#41: diskspace, lots of<BR />#42: only guessing here: linefeeds, perhaps including carriage returns - but isn't that more a Linux questions today???<BR />#43: lpadmin<BR />#44: in /usr - the linker, compiler, archiver, preprocessor as those *build* the kernel. That stuff in /stand is only used to have the kernel FROM it ;-)<BR />#45: working ones in a LAN<BR />#46: dangerous!!!<BR />#47: Why would you not use PPP instead of SLIP? or at least CSLIP???<BR />#48: correct, i.e. not out of the box :-(<BR />#49: just the reverse reason to using the option "-s"<BR />#50: HPUX-admins: exportfs, Windows-admins: reboot<BR />#51: by reading "fstab(4)" sorting at column 5 (counting zero-based, as we all do)<BR />#52: v1: yes, v2: no, v3: no, v4: next year (maybe)<BR />#53: the latter<BR />#54: resolv.conf with ("name" or "search") and "nameserver"<BR />#55: useless?<BR />#56: -v ? why not "postfix"? or "qmail"?<BR />#57: not neccessarily Steven's, but always one with a two-letter name<BR />#58: $ # @<BR />#59: shebang notation<BR />#60: M$ WinWord! Did actually work sometimes...<BR />#61: users don't have mail loops, mail-server could, though<BR /><BR />Where's the beer, now?<BR />Do I get some peanuts for seriousness? Dry-roasted, please (it's been a long time since I've been in a pub in ireland, wales, or cornwall, well - even london)<BR /><BR /> Tue, 10 Dec 2002 21:10:01 GMT Wodisch 2002-12-10T21:10:01Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861206#M96224 Tue, 10 Dec 2002 15:32:44 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861206#M96224 Sean OB_1 2002-12-10T15:32:44Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861207#M96225 Hi the answer is either:-<BR /><BR />1. A fish<BR />2. 42<BR /><BR /><BR />Paula Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:42:18 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861207#M96225 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T16:42:18Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861208#M96226 Sorry Paula, have to disagree with you - everyone know's that the answer to everything is Micro$oft. World hunger, the ozone layer, traffic jams - you name it, they'll patch it. Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:48:01 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861208#M96226 Chris Wilshaw 2002-12-10T16:48:01Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861209#M96227 Definitely the fish, Paula.<BR /><BR />Welcome back,<BR />Pete Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:48:55 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861209#M96227 Pete Randall 2002-12-10T16:48:55Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861210#M96228 Hi to all<BR /><BR />I have been moving jobs - Now working freelance and at present designing magic illusions and technical advisor to large entertainment organisiation.<BR /><BR />Very little Unix but lots of fun.<BR /><BR />Also lots of caberet shows to do.<BR /><BR />Hope everyone is well ----<BR /><BR />Paula Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:53:26 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861210#M96228 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T16:53:26Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861211#M96229 A loss for Unix, a gain for entertainment.<BR /><BR />Pete Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:55:04 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861211#M96229 Pete Randall 2002-12-10T16:55:04Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861212#M96230 Think of an odd number between 10 and 50.<BR /><BR />write it down.<BR /><BR />Paula<BR /><BR /> Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:56:57 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861212#M96230 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T16:56:57Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861213#M96231 The number you wrote down was:-<BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />37<BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />Thats magic<BR /><BR />Paula Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:58:20 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861213#M96231 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T16:58:20Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861214#M96232 Come <BR /><BR />who wrote 37 ??<BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />Paula Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:58:53 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861214#M96232 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T16:58:53Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861215#M96233 Come on<BR /><BR />who wrote 37 ??<BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />Paula Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:59:08 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861215#M96233 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T16:59:08Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861216#M96234 I remember forging santa clauses email, I got no present that year!.. a lesson for us all I guess.<BR /><BR />Later,<BR />Bill Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:59:37 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861216#M96234 Bill McNAMARA_1 2002-12-10T16:59:37Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861217#M96235 Sorry, Paula, I wrote 36 (I never was very good at following directions).<BR /><BR />Pete Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:02:42 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861217#M96235 Pete Randall 2002-12-10T17:02:42Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861218#M96236 Pete<BR /><BR /><BR />Maybe in your world 36 is an odd number<BR /><BR />;^)<BR /><BR /><BR />Paula Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:03:34 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861218#M96236 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T17:03:34Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861219#M96237 not the the meaning of life is 42.. Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:03:40 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861219#M96237 Bill McNAMARA_1 2002-12-10T17:03:40Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861220#M96238 Welcome home Paula,<BR />nice to see (read) you again.<BR /><BR />I wrote:<BR /><BR />37.233454566090088332:-)<BR /><BR />Justo.<BR /><BR /> Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:05:27 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861220#M96238 Justo Exposito 2002-12-10T17:05:27Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861221#M96239 Or maybe I'm just odd.<BR /><BR />Pete Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:07:08 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861221#M96239 Pete Randall 2002-12-10T17:07:08Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861222#M96240 Hi Justo<BR /><BR />Just what are you smoking ???<BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />;^)<BR /><BR /><BR />Paula Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:07:10 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861222#M96240 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T17:07:10Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861223#M96241 Only Cigarretes:-(<BR /><BR />about 37.233454566090088332 cigarretes today!!<BR /><BR />Justo. Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:13:35 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861223#M96241 Justo Exposito 2002-12-10T17:13:35Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861224#M96242 ROFL<BR /><BR /><BR />Paula Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:14:46 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861224#M96242 Paula J Frazer-Campbell 2002-12-10T17:14:46Z https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861225#M96243 ROFL?<BR /><BR />Justo. Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:22:00 GMT https://community.hpe.com/t5/operating-system-hp-ux/some-fun-for-a-tuesday/m-p/2861225#M96243 Justo Exposito 2002-12-10T17:22:00Z