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тАО06-22-2001 08:12 AM
тАО06-22-2001 08:12 AM
Oh Dear
chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just
stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at
each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics
of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that
maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything,
comes up with a suggestion: "If we close all the windows, get out,
get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it'll work!?"
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тАО06-22-2001 08:21 AM
тАО06-22-2001 08:21 AM
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I'm disappointed that there wasn't a Unix engineer in the car too, though.
He'd say something like: Let's try to run it in debug mode and see where the problem is.
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тАО06-22-2001 08:26 AM
тАО06-22-2001 08:26 AM
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I was driving a diesel car this week and turned the ignition and got no contact.. all the electrics wer fine!
I tried it for around 5 mins before I decided to call a buddy for a lift home (w2k instructor).
He suggested to get out of the car, do the central clocking to make sure it was open properly and get in and try again.. and hey, it didn't work!
Eventually after trying over and over it worked, apparently diesel cars need time to heat up a bit! In any case my hands were still clean..
Bill
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тАО06-22-2001 08:29 AM
тАО06-22-2001 08:29 AM
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A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. They all got out of the car.
The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
The systems analyst said, "No, I think we should take it into town and have a specialist look at it."
The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back in and see if it does it again."
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тАО06-22-2001 08:35 AM
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тАО06-22-2001 08:49 AM
тАО06-22-2001 08:49 AM
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Thanks for joining in; it is just what I need at the end of another busy week.
Mind you I managed to have Champers and canap?s on the London Eye last Night. (It?s a very big slow Ferris wheel across the river from the Palace of St James).
Wonderful views.
Have a great weekend
Paula
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тАО06-22-2001 09:08 AM
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тАО06-22-2001 10:04 AM
тАО06-22-2001 10:04 AM
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My 2 coppers.