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тАО05-23-2003 03:23 AM
тАО05-23-2003 03:23 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
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тАО05-23-2003 03:28 AM
тАО05-23-2003 03:28 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
"Problem with tar"
Answer: -
No Problems - Mentholated spirits or petrol (gas) should remove it - No smoking though!!
Paula
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тАО05-23-2003 03:29 AM
тАО05-23-2003 03:29 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
PROBLEM: uncontrolled power down of system.. colleague wanted to plug in microwave.. now has problem with remote printers
PROBLEM:
PROBLEM:
regards,
Darren
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тАО05-23-2003 03:45 AM
тАО05-23-2003 03:45 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
"Systems department; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in Word, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes, -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
Paula
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тАО05-23-2003 03:54 AM
тАО05-23-2003 03:54 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
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тАО05-23-2003 04:06 AM
тАО05-23-2003 04:06 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
blade
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тАО05-23-2003 04:30 AM
тАО05-23-2003 04:30 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
"Don't pound on the mouse like a wild monkey (stress test)."
- actual workaround on sunsolve.com
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тАО05-23-2003 04:34 AM
тАО05-23-2003 04:34 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
R: sorry. Very sorry... ah, ah, ah...
BTW: a true story.
One of my mates was called to gain space from disk. He gzipped some files.
The customer followed the case, and after tried to gain space by himself.
BUT he gzipped also /stand/vmunix......
He asked how can he boot then !!!
We gave no answer, we were laughting too much.
Massimo
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тАО05-23-2003 04:43 AM
тАО05-23-2003 04:43 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
Loved it!!
Rgds,
Jeff
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тАО05-23-2003 05:10 AM
тАО05-23-2003 05:10 AM
Re: The answers you really wanted to give ---!!
1) Use the search function you fool.....This question has only been asked about 1,000 times.
2) Learn the most basic of the unix commands: man. man is your friend. When you do use the man command, try actually reading what it says. The man pages really are there for your benefit.