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тАО12-06-2000 12:09 PM
тАО12-06-2000 12:09 PM
We all get those wonderful presents at Xmas, socks, bubble bath and handkerchiefs.
But what does a Unix admin Really want??
I will award points and 10 for the most amusing.
Closing date for entries 21 December.
We are open 27/7 so go for it.
Paula
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тАО12-06-2000 12:14 PM
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Re: What do you REALLY want for christmas.
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тАО12-06-2000 12:16 PM
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Re: What do you REALLY want for christmas.
and a good start to this thread
Paula
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тАО12-06-2000 12:17 PM
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Re: What do you REALLY want for christmas.
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тАО12-06-2000 12:19 PM
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Re: What do you REALLY want for christmas.
I was expecting reasonable answers and not pipe dreams.
;-)
Paula
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тАО12-06-2000 12:24 PM
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Re: What do you REALLY want for christmas.
A guarantee from the power company that they will neithe cut lines with bakhoes nor implement rolling brownouts to handle excess load.
An evening out with my coworkers in which nobody jumps every time the cell phone at the next table rings and not one of us has to leave early to implement a change request.
A schedule that can be set more than 24 hours in advance with some assurance that the plans will not change.
No contact at all from upper management.
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тАО12-06-2000 12:24 PM
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тАО12-06-2000 12:31 PM
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Re: What do you REALLY want for christmas.
...Madhu
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тАО12-06-2000 12:31 PM
тАО12-06-2000 12:31 PM
Solution11 happy users
10 stacks of printing
9 EDI's transacting
8 completed help desk calls
7 printers printing
6 ServiceGuards servicing
5 phone lines working
4 tape drives backing
3 systems running
2 competent operators
1 and a quiet beeper
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тАО12-06-2000 04:44 PM
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Re: What do you REALLY want for christmas.
a baby gate to place at the entrance of my cube to keep the cry babys out