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тАО12-18-2001 12:56 AM
тАО12-18-2001 12:56 AM
As the festive season approaches it is time once again for our wish list, and this years theme is ???What Command Would You Like to See???.
One of my favourites is :-
fireuser ???
Man fireuser
fireuser ???(IP)
- I Instantly remove the user from the company.
- P Prevent user from ever gaining employment where keyboard is used.
Over to you all
Paula
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тАО12-18-2001 01:02 AM
тАО12-18-2001 01:02 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
So here's wishing you all a Merry Xmas and the very best for the New Year.
Thanks Santa just install in under /sbin.
and while your there how about pay(1) or more to the point #renice pay
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тАО12-18-2001 01:07 AM
тАО12-18-2001 01:07 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
The ultimate command: fixit
man fixit
fixit [-wza][-s]
-w : fix weather, may be used with -s option
-s : fix sun (as we are north of the arctic circle, its quite dark at the moment)
-z : fix sleep (as my newborn kid is keeping me awake)
-a : fix all my L-class servers that keeps beaking down
From the Cold Northern part of Norway!
Andreas
(as you might have guessed there is a raging blizard today!)
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тАО12-18-2001 01:22 AM
тАО12-18-2001 01:22 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
Say Hi to Santa for me.
Weather in London is quite nice at the moment and the big yellow thing is shining.
Paula
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тАО12-18-2001 01:28 AM
тАО12-18-2001 01:28 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
how about stuffit
man stuffit
stuffit [-p -h -nh -dc smb]
-p piss off I'm asleep under the desk
-h the helpdesk is somewhere (see -p)
-nh not here gone on holidays
-dc don't care gone to the pub!
-smb don't like it, see my boss who is also on holidays
As you can see I am on holidays for two weeks
starting Friday!
Have a GREAT CHRISTMAS and NEW YEAR!!!!
Nice thread Paula!
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тАО12-18-2001 01:58 AM
тАО12-18-2001 01:58 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
command
fillit(1S)
ofcourse it is speech recognised.
:)
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тАО12-18-2001 02:07 AM
тАО12-18-2001 02:07 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
man command-create
command-create allows the system administrator to create any command that he or she would like to see on the system.
Merry X'mas :) Regards.
Steven Sim Kok Leong
Brainbench MVP for Unix Admin
http://www.brainbench.com
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тАО12-18-2001 02:09 AM
тАО12-18-2001 02:09 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
;^0
Paula
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тАО12-18-2001 02:15 AM
тАО12-18-2001 02:15 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
That command already exists, its "cc" which of course is short for "command-create" :)
Cheers,
Steve
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тАО12-18-2001 02:19 AM
тАО12-18-2001 02:19 AM
Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.
I'd like to have "stty autohelp" in /etc/profile.
Another real help would be: voice2cmd
with
-f[rom] [desk|phone]
-t[arget] hostname
and a second one: highlighter[ror]
with
-f any_logfile_to_be_analyzed
-o[utput] [boldface|red|blinking|all_of_them]
:-)
Volker