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Paula J Frazer-Campbell
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b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Hi to all,

As the festive season approaches it is time once again for our wish list, and this years theme is ???What Command Would You Like to See???.

One of my favourites is :-

fireuser ???

Man fireuser
fireuser ???(IP)

- I Instantly remove the user from the company.
- P Prevent user from ever gaining employment where keyboard is used.


Over to you all

Paula
If you can spell SysAdmin then you is one - anon
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Alex Glennie
Honored Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Kill -customer ;)

So here's wishing you all a Merry Xmas and the very best for the New Year.

Thanks Santa just install in under /sbin.

and while your there how about pay(1) or more to the point #renice pay
Andreas D. Skjervold
Honored Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Hi

The ultimate command: fixit

man fixit

fixit [-wza][-s]

-w : fix weather, may be used with -s option
-s : fix sun (as we are north of the arctic circle, its quite dark at the moment)
-z : fix sleep (as my newborn kid is keeping me awake)
-a : fix all my L-class servers that keeps beaking down

From the Cold Northern part of Norway!

Andreas

(as you might have guessed there is a raging blizard today!)
Only by ignoring what everyone think is important, can you be aware of what everyone ignores!
Paula J Frazer-Campbell
Honored Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Andreas

Say Hi to Santa for me.

Weather in London is quite nice at the moment and the big yellow thing is shining.

Paula
If you can spell SysAdmin then you is one - anon
Michael Tully
Honored Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Hi,

how about stuffit

man stuffit

stuffit [-p -h -nh -dc smb]

-p piss off I'm asleep under the desk
-h the helpdesk is somewhere (see -p)
-nh not here gone on holidays
-dc don't care gone to the pub!
-smb don't like it, see my boss who is also on holidays

As you can see I am on holidays for two weeks
starting Friday!

Have a GREAT CHRISTMAS and NEW YEAR!!!!

Nice thread Paula!
Anyone for a Mutiny ?
Madhu Sudhan_1
Respected Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

In case if I see less system resources, I would like to say
command

fillit(1S)

ofcourse it is speech recognised.

:)
Think Positive
Steven Sim Kok Leong
Honored Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Hi Paula,

man command-create

command-create allows the system administrator to create any command that he or she would like to see on the system.

Merry X'mas :) Regards.

Steven Sim Kok Leong
Brainbench MVP for Unix Admin
http://www.brainbench.com
Paula J Frazer-Campbell
Honored Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Steven that was an easy way out.


;^0

Paula
If you can spell SysAdmin then you is one - anon
Steven Gillard_2
Honored Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Steven,

That command already exists, its "cc" which of course is short for "command-create" :)

Cheers,
Steve
Volker Borowski
Honored Contributor

Re: b,SWhat Command Would You Like to Seeb,}.

Hi Paula,

I'd like to have "stty autohelp" in /etc/profile.

Another real help would be: voice2cmd
with
-f[rom] [desk|phone]
-t[arget] hostname

and a second one: highlighter[ror]
with
-f any_logfile_to_be_analyzed
-o[utput] [boldface|red|blinking|all_of_them]

:-)
Volker