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unix humor ^^ 한번 읽어 보세요

Unix csh/sh commands:



% cat "food in cans"

cat: can't open food in cans



% nice man woman

No manual entry for woman.



% rm God

rm: God nonexistent



% ar t God

ar: God does not exist



% ar r God

ar: creating God



% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?

Unmatched ".



% .



% ^How did the sex change operation go?

^ Modifier failed.



% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?

Too many ('s.



% make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.



% sleep with me

bad character



% got a light?

No match.



% man: why did you get a divorce?

man:: Too many arguments.



% !:say, what is saccharine?

Bad substitute.



% %blow

%blow: No such job.



/* not csh but sh */

$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense

no sense in pretending!



$ drink bottle: cannot open

opener: not found

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