Three HP guys travelling in a car to Las Vegas

[Lindsey Hatfield]

Three HP guys travelling in a car to Las Vegas: Sales Exec, Technician and Customer Support guy. Car breaks down in middle of desert.

Exec says, "Don't worry, I'll call for the Coporate Jet on my mobile..."

Tech says, "Don't worry, I've got my tools, I'll just have a look under the hood..."

Support says, "C'mon guys!, All we have to do is get out of the car and get back in again..."

[Denver Osborn]

Ha!

Being a Support Guy (and knowing squat about cars) I'd probably take that same approach!

[A. Clay Stephenson]

No, the support guy would ask 'Have you loaded the latest patches?'.

Clay

[Patrick Wallek]

I think your right A. Clay.

That is a good one though!

[Denver Osborn]

Patches might have been after the getting back in the car and playing with the radio for 5mins.

-What kind of gas was in the car? I hope it's a supported configuration.

[Patrick Wallek]

Hopefully the car is a model that is still supported and it hadn't reached the end of its support life cycle.

[John Waller]

I bet it wasn't running on HP-UX , probably filled it with Microsoft.

[Ravi_8]

Tech guy says: don't worry i will get the new brake from stores and replace

[Carlos Fernandez Riera]

Sales Exec, Technician and Customer Support guy on the same car is NOT SUPPORTED.

[Dave Wherry]

Sadly the Exec called the RC to get the jet. All Engineers were "assisting other customers, please hold". After 15 minutes he was given the option of leaving a message. They're still out in the desert waiting for a call back.

[boley janowski]

how do you get the stm gui on this radio?


Solution!

oh never mind, where are your backups, we'll just run a make_recovery and have a brand new car again!!

[f. halili]

The third party parts are the once broken we can't support that ...

[Andy Torres]

Total fantasy. A SysAdmin wouldn't hang out with those guys. 8^P

[paul courry]

Sadly, the serial number of the car was not in the database, therefore it will be a Time & Materials call. The fastest we can schedule it is 3 days.