HP Diags on DL380 ESX Host

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Hello all,
Normally as part of our disaster documentation I include a complete output of HP Diags for each physical server (not too keen on opening boxes for serial numbers etc). Recently I picked up a bunch of DL380s and threw ESX on them. They are in HP SIM, they are running all the VMM stuff, however, there does not seem to be anything like HP Diags in the tools & links tab.

Do any of you know how I can get an output similar to what HP Diags provides from these 3 hosts?