Disks

[Reima Heimonen_1]

Big boss:"Why the disks are used only 60%? They should be used 100%"

[Stefan Farrelly]

If your disks are used 100% then your server performance is going to slow right down to a crawl. Tell that to your boss.

Even 60% busy is pretty heavy, you wouldnt want it to be any more used.

[Volker Borowski]

Is this a fun thread ?

big boss: "We need to have a database, to log our servicecalls, to be more efficient!"

developer
(thinking) 'In which magazine did he read that ?'
(saying, verifying) "Good idea, what color should it have ?"

big boss: "magenta, that will be empowering!"

.... sorry if I got it wrong :-)

Volker

[Reima Heimonen_1]

Sorry, this was ment into "system-admin humor"