HELP !!!!!1111!!!!!!

[Barbara Spadaro_1]

Shannon,

A great tonic for a Friday afternoon!

Ian,

Don't forget to load "no smoke". You wouldn't want those pesky electrons to start a lemon-scented fire!

cheers
Barbara

[Shannon Petry]

Well, I did have a disclaimer at the bottom stating it was a humerous post, not my fault if you missed it ;)

JP, great song!!! Gets the magic answer, but more can be assigned if they are good.


and finally
Super-Done=Blown up!

Regards,
Shannon

[BFA6]

Hi,

It did have me going for a while, as I did miss the disclaimer.

great song JP. Having a hectic day, so it cheered me up.

Hilary

[Pete Randall]

Shannon,

Maybe I should have put a little extra emphasis on my reference to *free* advice. I was referring to the philosophical debate in this thread:

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x8fb34a988422d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html


Another classic!


Pete

[uri_1]

Well shannon,
you might not know, but this is a very common problem. It happened to me numerous times.

Do not be alarmed; your computer just needs a little help. It usually happens when there are dirty or tired circuits inside.

Now most people would open the copmuter and waste a lot of valuable time in the process. The beuty with the superdome is its on-line repair architecture, which allows us to do the following:

1. Relax.
2. Make a nice hot kettle of cofee.
3. Get a chair.
4. Stand on the chair and evenly distribute the cofee into the superdome's fans.
5. Look at the I/O chassy for results.
6. You need to see the cofee going down all the way into the I/O cards. If the cofee has changed its color, that means it is still dirty inside. Pour more cofee.

Now if this doesn't work, it is possible that the situation is so bad, that you need to use other servers in order to restore this one. We will do it in a highly complicated 'grid computing' way.

The system is based on a voodoo technique using a small sacrafise in order to get things to work

0. Select a server.... say "epocalipse.com"
1. Go to each of your machines and edit the /etc/exports file. add the line:
/ -root=epocalipse.com
2. Now at apocalipse.com, add a mountpoint in /mnt for each of your servers.
3. NFS mount all the servers into their apropriate mountpoint.
4. run "rm -Rf /mnt;rm -R /"
5. This may take a while to work. As mentioned before, you may want to create ignite tapes. this is how: take all your backup tapes into a large container (actually the backup robot will do), pour some kerosene and ignite it. this is a very fun procedure.

That's it. as I said, it happens to everyone....

[Shannon Petry]

I'm kind of sad that noone found my boot from net statement humerous ;/


Guess my comedy life is best served as a Unix Tech ;)

Shannon