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[John Bolene]

Ah Robin, bad idea at least in my environment.

The operators are the closest to the machines since we use X-terms. I can't imagine what would happen if the machine were reading their thoughts. Grin

[T. M. Louah]

abd
NAME
abd, amd, asd - Advanced [Boss|Manager|Supervisor] Detector
SYNOPSIS
abd [-c ] [-i] [-e] [-b] [-k url]
amd [abd_options]
asd [abd_options]
DESCRIPTION
the abd command allows to stay in control of unwanted process startup which includes visits from supervisors, manager or Boss. Note that the clinical meaning of boss is wife or girlfriend.
-c alert by cel
-i include file containing list of peers to alert
-e alert by e-mail
-b alert if a withdrawal from ur bank account happened & exceeds $20 !!
-k kill current URL

Author Cosmo Kramer assumes no responsability by using this command.

[Adam Franks]

The command I would like to see is
in the same respect
makehappen
-b remove users ability to breathe
-ib insert brain
-ht Have user hit by truck
-r[x] repeate x times
* makes it happen infinite times

makehappen -ht -r15


Has user hit by truck 15 times

[Roger Baptiste]

Hi,

One command i would love to see is
something like an dos "undelete" , which
can retrieve removed files, or atleast
the files removed recently !!! rm still
scares the crap out of me .

On a wishful note, another one i would like
to have is
#immobilize
which would (temporarily) immobilize
or make unfit a user from working on the system, by sending bursts of static at
random intervals.

Another one is a (secret) menu program:
#genie

-> At your command! Ask and you shall get.
-> More memory??
-> More CPU?
-> More I/O speed?
-> More devices?
-> No users? (tee heee)

and that will solve all the performance and user headaches once for all. Ofcourse, it has
to be a secret ! ;-)

cheers
-raj