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05-23-2003 10:04 AM
05-23-2003 10:04 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
I found this one by accident but I think is very good. Have a nice weekend!!!
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x205d35a43b46d71190080090279cd0f9,00.html
Regards,
DR
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.
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05-23-2003 10:23 AM
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.
Relevento to LMAO
http://www.lmaogreetings.com/
Paula
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05-23-2003 10:23 AM
05-23-2003 10:23 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
I started laughing after your very first answer. I was also expecting an answer from Clay but sice you got help from the others I think he decided to ignore him.
Very good one...
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DR
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.
Relevent to LMAO
http://www.lmaogreetings.com/
Paula
Sorry flinger twoubble
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05-23-2003 10:31 AM
05-23-2003 10:31 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
That was Roger's twelfth (or so) question of the day. I guess everyone was getting a little tired of it by then.
Paula,
That's why you're a Princess! ROTFLMFAO, as RZ would say!
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05-24-2003 01:02 AM
05-24-2003 01:02 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
I went to have a look at some A class servers that are on EBAY. Now these servers were brand new in the boxes and when the I asked the guy to open the boxes, none of them (5) had any hard disks in them ... I think he was more surprised than me.... still cheap ...
I am still thinking what was more red, him or a tomato ...
Cheers
Michael
"When I have trouble spelling, it's called fat finger syndrome."
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05-27-2003 08:43 AM
05-27-2003 08:43 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0xc305595fae8bd711abdc0090277a778c,00.html
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05-27-2003 10:48 AM
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05-27-2003 10:55 AM
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05-31-2003 11:08 AM
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05-31-2003 12:07 PM
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.
Subtle to say the least, but it made me laugh.
Sheesh makes one wonder...
Later,
Jeff
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05-31-2003 01:36 PM
05-31-2003 01:36 PM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
Sounds like my problem: no memory, mobo is toast!! I wonder how I still function - or do I??????
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06-03-2003 11:25 AM
06-03-2003 11:25 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
or HP phone home i guess...
http://bizforums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x53548b82cc91d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html
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06-03-2003 11:56 AM
06-03-2003 11:56 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
Here's another addition to ROFL
ROTFLMAYOL
We all know the first part, any guesses on the last? (Yes, I know it)
Regards,
Shannon
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06-03-2003 02:18 PM
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06-03-2003 09:26 PM
06-03-2003 09:26 PM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
Any time I need a boost I come back to it.
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06-04-2003 09:08 PM
06-04-2003 09:08 PM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
7 hops? Sounds like a bunny rabbit issue :-))
Regards
Michael
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06-13-2003 09:18 AM
06-13-2003 09:18 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
"I'm having problems with the term setting"
"Check your term setting"
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06-13-2003 09:32 AM
06-13-2003 09:32 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
Yea that's funny - but what's subtle & makes it even funnier is note the hostname in the post.
Then could ncurses stand for nagging curses?
Cheers,
Jeff
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06-13-2003 09:44 AM
06-13-2003 09:44 AM
Re: Funniest itrc answers.
And, by the way, please don't take offense if you read this Caesar. I understand where you're coming from - it just struck me funny!
Must be another dull Friday afternoon on the Forums, eh! Where's our buddy Lubomir (or LM as he was most recently referring to himself), when we need something to liven things up?
Pete
(who's several pints behind Bill McNamara at this point but bound and determined to start catching up shortly)
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