FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

[Paula J Frazer-Campbell]

The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL..

Terry Hutchings
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,CA939358!1,00.html


Paula

[Steven E. Protter]

A Clay

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,CA275236!1,00.html

He cracks me up.

If it ain't broke, I'm not done yet.

SEP

[Pete Randall]

At the risk of being accused of attempting to butter up the Princess:

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR72531!1,00.html

"If you can spell SysAdmin then you is one - anon"


Pete

[Paula J Frazer-Campbell]

Morning

Is the Power on ?

Nick Wickens

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR15252!1,00.html

Paula

[Animesh Chakraborty]

Another very intersting quotes discussion here
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x4f043d853cd9d5118ff40090279cd0f9,00.html

[Nick Wickens]

Gosh fame at last !!! Fame stands tip-toe in the wings !First Songs of Praise when I was 10 and now this. Just a few more minutes and I'll meet Andy Warhols prediction.

I'd volunteer this -

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR183074!1,00.html

....but its mine as well and no I don't recall how many hours I'd been working at that point :@)

[Ian Dennison_1]

Nick,

No Silver Swimming Certificate on your Quals?

Ian

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

[Nick Wickens]

Ian

Should'nt that be "stoke me a clipper" ?

Actually I have both the ASA Bronze and Silver Swimming and Survival awards still sewn on my Thomas the Tank engine Towel !

[Mike Fisher_5]

Ian Lochray, UK, Scotland:
Should apply for the Diplomatic Corps
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR24277!1,00.html

Keely Jackson, UK:
Brings back memories of many a full moon
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR673572!1,00.html

[Shannon Petry]

Not a sig... but a XP error(new) popup.

GENERAL DECEPTION FAULT

KERNEL32.EXE has performed another stupid instruction. Please insert a linux install disk and reboot to fix the problem, or simply reboot and continue to see this error.

T-Shirt
FRONT:
EXPLOSIVE EXPERT

BACK:
Want to smell?

Regards,
Shannon

[Steven E. Protter]

Really Shannon?

Please upload a screen shot.

SEP

[Ian Lochray]

Mike,
being a rabid Celtic supporter I am even grumpier than usual today.

[Geoff Wild]

Here's a funny one I got under Windoze - somehow, something in my registry got corrupt (really? ) - and Windows wouldn't let me delete a folder - that I happened to call unix.

Took the NT support guys almost a week to figure it out...

Rgds...Geoff

[Kelli Ward]

Geoff,
Regarding your Windows/UNIX jpeg,
YOU ARE MY HERO!
I love it!
Kel ;)

[Paula J Frazer-Campbell]

Another T shirt

FRONT

Explosives expert


BACK

If you see me running do try to keep up.


Paula

[Kelli Ward]

I like, even have it on my desk:

UNIX is a user friedly operating system - It's just picky about who it's friedly with

Saw it on the forum somewhere and loved it.
No points please, Got my 3 on the previous post.

Geoff, your still my hero!

Kel :)

[Mike Fisher_5]

For those of you unfamiliar with the Glaswegian dialect..

This link will explain Ian's personal quote:
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0xdb24f608743fd711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

Ian I sympathise
The World has shuddered to a halt
And yet...
to think there's people concerned with patching etc !!

Go figure
[As the yanks might say]

P.S. "Rabid"?
Surely there's no other type of fan?

[John Collier]

One of my favorite non-IT related sayings:

Marriage is a give and take environment. Sometimes you just have to give it a rest and take a break!

Now if I could only get MY wife to understand and except that???

[John Meissner]

We had team shirts made. on the chest it has the company logo and on the arm it has a picture we found that says:

live free or die
Unix

[W.C. Epperson]

I like my current Edgar Allen Poe quote, but I have a couple of personal originals that I like:

"These are my own opinions, but you can help yourself. I got a plenty."

"I don't even LIKE reality. Why would I want to watch it on television?"

[Nick Wickens]

The t-shirts about the bomb disposal expert reminded me of this.

Dont open if easily offended by one of the lessor/minor naughty words.

[Dave Wherry]

As long as Nick opened it up to the "naughty" words. There are a couple of shirts I've seen at biker rides and events. The printing is on the back. It started with the men's version:
If you can read this the b---- fell off
Which my wife read, looked at me and said don't even think about it!

A few months later it was followed up with the women's version:
If you can read this the d--- won't let me drive

Buying it never entered my mind and my wife still rides with me.

[Radhakrishnan Venkatara]

UNEXPECTED INCONSISTENCY ERROR

looks hardly in unix.


IllEGAL OPERATION

looks often in Windows.


radhakrishnan

[Sunil Sharma_1]

press any key to continue........

[George_Dodds]

My favourite quote is on my favourite tshirt, it normally is reserved for meetings with managers.

"you've obviously mistaken for someone who gives a s**t"

Ta

George