Humor

[nancy rippey]

Someone had a bad day!
http://www.uq.edu.au/education/extra/all.html

[Pete Randall]

That computer's got a little more than "Intel inside"!!!


Pete

[John Payne_2]

Can you imagine reaching back there and getting bit? I'd be scarred for life!

John

[Christopher McCray_1]

I wonder if Microsoft will try to come out with a security update for this???!!!

Chris

[harry d brown jr]

Tastes like chicken!

New system security tool!

This machine can't be running windows because it's BUG free!

Is that my disk drive making that hissing sound?

linux, an operating system with a bite!

...


live free or die
harry

[Steven E. Protter]

Wow!

Background. I'm a sabbath observant Jew. I don't do lights, computers, cars, or play piano from sundown friday to sundown saturday.

One friday night, in the dead of winter, the house is quiet and I'm the only one awake, in the living room studying a religous text.

Suddenly the piano, not a player model, plays a few notes. Silence, then a few more.

I'm freaked, thinking my home is haunted.

A mouse runs across the floor a few minutes later, running from the piano.

We got rid of them.

Have to say the snake tops that one.

[Tom Maloy]

Next step up from a computer "worm"?

[Paula J Frazer-Campbell]

Fault report:-

It Rattled a bit and went hiss - what is the scale of the problem please.


Paula

[Dave Unverhau_1]

"Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?"

I don't recognize the species, but I'm guessing it must have been an adder...

Dave

[Pete Randall]

May be, Dave. It's definitely not a multiplier (at least not any more).

Pete

[Robin Wakefield]

Is that a snake in your PC, or are you just pleased to see me...

[Ken Hubnik_2]

What is the part number for that and what driver needs to be in the kernel???

[harry d brown jr]

Ken,

You can that find that part at

http://snakesurfer.hp.com

live free or die
harry

[Jeff Schussele]

Wow....that's one aggressive virus eliminator. Guess they're lucky that it wasn't too tightly quarantined though...would raise quite a stink in a short time.

Later,
Jeff

[Barbara Spadaro_1]

Dave,
I'd hazard a guess that it's a red-belly black snake. Fairly common along the east coast of Australia.
Now excuse me while I go and check the back of my PC!

cheers
Barbara

[Michael Elleby III_1]

Customer: There's a rattle inside my computer!

Microsoft: Are you getting the blue screen of death?

Customer: It's making a hissing noise?

Microsoft: Do you have the emergency repair disk..?

Customer: My computer's got that new 'reptilian virus' and it's coming out of my computer now..

Microsoft: I'm sorry, If a reboot won't help, then I'll have to forward you to another group that can handle your situation sir..

Another reason to go UNIX...

Mike-

[Deepak Extross]

Couldn't help noticing that the mouse is missing...

[Michael Tully]

Actually it is a red bellied black:

And they actually eat mice. It was probably looking for another one. These are quite common, especially off the fairways on some golf courses..... Always carry something into bushes when looking for your ball.

Here's the facts:
http://www.ozramp.net.au/~senani/bsnake.htm

[Tom Geudens]

Mmm ... this description fits my workarea :-)
"It likes damp places and usually lives in holes, rabbit burrows, hollow logs and under rocks"

Tom (who is presently very happy he lives in a country where you can "rattle" the bushes without finding a snake).

[U.SivaKumar_2]

Hi,

Error message I saw in a Old PC.

"Keyboard not Found. Press any key to continue"

regards,
U.SivaKumar

[H.Merijn Brand (procura]

U. that message was useful. You could attach the keyboard *after* the computer powered on, and by pressing F1 (not any key) it would recognize the keyboard, and continue booting

Snake found, swing axe to continue >

[Clemens van Everdingen]

Hi,

Some more humor then !

Nice feature .......

See attachment.

C.

[Bill McNAMARA_1]

that's a pretty nasty bug..
must be a worm virus??
Call in St. Patrick ;)

Later,
Bill

[Ravi_8]

A new BIG VIRUS!!!!

anybody does have anti virus?

[H.Merijn Brand (procura]

PnP found new hardware: use?