quotations

[Marco Santerre]

Though I don't post very often as I don't qualify myself a guru like many of you.. but I do read a lot.. I thought I would contribute to this one and make my quote part of my sig


"Cooperation is doing with a smile what you have to do anyhow."

[John Bolene]

Stapp's Ironical Paradox: "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."

[Brian M Rawlings]

Hi, I missed this thread back when, consider this a 'bump up' (this one's too good to die yet). A quote?

"Give me ambivilance, or give me something else..."

--bmr

[John Strang]

From my profile:
"If you never make a mistake you'll never make anything!"

and another I like "If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly."

John

[Joseph Bague]

"Expect nothing but ready for everything"

Joseph :)

[BFA6]

How about

"apathy rules - so what !"

Hilary

[Frank Slootweg]

Just a few from my "jokes" file:

Please note that my signature has a negative number of lines so if the

Backup not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?

Reading the manual is admitting defeat.

There are three things I always forget. Names, faces -- the third I can't remember.

If I wanted cute, I'd have got a kitten and a ball of wool.

Every complex problem has a simple, easy to understand incorrect solution.

I'm not too interested in caller ID. But caller IQ, I'll pay a lot for that!

We're forever grateful that the telephone wasn't invented by Alexander Graham Siren

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

best viewed with your eyes open and a computer

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.

shift key/ never heard of it1111

I studied ignorance.

[Ricardo Bassoi]

Hi,

Of course my one:

"If you never try, never will work !"


Regards,

Ricardo