The answers you really wanted to give ---!!

[James Specht]

I love techworld's "excuse of the day". It's always good for a laugh.

http://www.techworld.com/

[Michael Schulte zur Sur]

funny things indead.

PC hotline:
U:My pc doesn´t do anything.
H:What do you mean, it dosn´t do anything.
U:It doesn´t do anything.
H:Ok, switch it on and tell me, what happens.
U:Ok, some numbers appear on the screen, now it rumbles a bit and now it doesn´t do anything.
H:What do you see on the screen?
U:c:\
H:Ok, type word.
U:Thank you!
Next morning.
U:Yesterday I started to write a letter. Now I want to continue. How do I do it?
H:What name did you assign to your letter?
U:Letters don´t have names around here!

This was a classic IUIE, or isufficient user intelligence error.

does anyone know these taglines from fido?
like:

backup not found: a)bort, r)etry, p)anic
coffee not found, operator halted.
reality.sys corrupted. reboot uni

[Ramalingam]

Hi ,

Q: I had problem installing MySQL ....Shall I try something else ..?
A: No ..Try MySQL ;-). It is good . I had no problem with that.

[Uwe Zessin]

Fun from the ITRC team?

The attached picture is not made up!!

[Dave Hutton]

I have so many. But, the most recent was when a person from the networking group came to me after a night of endless notifications from ITO about networking issues.

Network guy "Is ITO fixed?"
Me "Is your network fixed?"

How easy it is to blame things on the messenger =)