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Dario_1
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Hi All!

I found this one by accident but I think is very good. Have a nice weekend!!!

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x205d35a43b46d71190080090279cd0f9,00.html

Regards,
DR
John Meissner
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

berlene - OMG that was hilarious! I thought about posting to that a few times durring the day... put held it back.... just to see who else would post.... the princess is now my queen for that one!
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Pete Randall
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So, you liked that one, DR? I'd forgotten all about good old Roger. He was entertaining for a while. Kept several of us amused on what was another wise dull Friday afternoon (much like this one - Roger, where are you?).

Pete

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Paula J Frazer-Campbell
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Good site

Relevento to LMAO


http://www.lmaogreetings.com/

Paula
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Dario_1
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Pete:

I started laughing after your very first answer. I was also expecting an answer from Clay but sice you got help from the others I think he decided to ignore him.

Very good one...

Regards,

DR
Paula J Frazer-Campbell
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Good site

Relevent to LMAO


http://www.lmaogreetings.com/

Paula

Sorry flinger twoubble
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Pete Randall
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

DR,

That was Roger's twelfth (or so) question of the day. I guess everyone was getting a little tired of it by then.


Paula,

That's why you're a Princess! ROTFLMFAO, as RZ would say!



Pete

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Michael Tully
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

This isn't a funny ITRC story but I would like to share an experience I had on Friday, amusing all the same.

I went to have a look at some A class servers that are on EBAY. Now these servers were brand new in the boxes and when the I asked the guy to open the boxes, none of them (5) had any hard disks in them ... I think he was more surprised than me.... still cheap ...
I am still thinking what was more red, him or a tomato ...

Cheers
Michael
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Pete Randall
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John Meissner
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be patient... only push the submit button once...
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John Meissner
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

be patient... only push the submit button once...
All paths lead to destiny
John Meissner
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

be patient... only push the submit button once...
All paths lead to destiny
John Meissner
Esteemed Contributor

Re: Funniest itrc answers.

be patient... only push the submit button once...
All paths lead to destiny
John Meissner
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ok - not as funny as I hoped... another bombed attempt. no points for the above please
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Robert-Jan Goossens
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Jeff Schussele
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Hi R-J,

Subtle to say the least, but it made me laugh.
Sheesh makes one wonder...

Later,
Jeff
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Pete Randall
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Jeff, Robert,

Sounds like my problem: no memory, mobo is toast!! I wonder how I still function - or do I??????



Pete

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John Meissner
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

ET phone home........
or HP phone home i guess...

http://bizforums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x53548b82cc91d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html
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Shannon Petry
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Some of these are too good ;) I remember ignoring all of rogers questions. I was going to reply to 1, but then remember thinking "can I be banned from the ITRC if I say that?", so I never sent it...

Here's another addition to ROFL

ROTFLMAYOL

We all know the first part, any guesses on the last? (Yes, I know it)

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Shannon
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Jeff Schussele
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Maniacly At Your Outrageous Line?
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Steven E. Protter
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This thread is becoming a legend.

Any time I need a boost I come back to it.

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Michael Tully
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

I was looking for some SNA garbage and came across one of Harry's classic lines.

7 hops? Sounds like a bunny rabbit issue :-))

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Michael
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Pete Randall
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0xcb612d88ce9cd711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

"I'm having problems with the term setting"

"Check your term setting"



Pete

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Jeff Schussele
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Hey Pete,

Yea that's funny - but what's subtle & makes it even funnier is note the hostname in the post.
Then could ncurses stand for nagging curses?

Cheers,
Jeff
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Pete Randall
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Re: Funniest itrc answers.

Good point, Jeff!

And, by the way, please don't take offense if you read this Caesar. I understand where you're coming from - it just struck me funny!

Must be another dull Friday afternoon on the Forums, eh! Where's our buddy Lubomir (or LM as he was most recently referring to himself), when we need something to liven things up?


Pete
(who's several pints behind Bill McNamara at this point but bound and determined to start catching up shortly)

Pete