Funniest itrc answers.

[Caesar_3]

Hi Pete,

What you mean by "I understand where you're coming from" ?
Or what i didn't understand from what you write?

Caesar

[Robert-Jan Goossens]

Hi Ceasar,

Please do not take this personally, the ancient Caesar I believe was called king of the Jews. But that is I think old news for you :)

I just looked add your profile and read that you come from Israel, and had to smile too, because that is not a combination I would not have thought of.

It is about the same as calling myself Beatrix.

Hope You will understand and absolute NO hard feelings and if I am wrong in my post please correct me. The last time I studied history was 16 years ago.

Kind regards,

Robert-Jan.

[Caesar_3]

Hello!

Caesar it's not my first name it's my nickname
i have it from the first days that i touch a
computer.
With a years it became my second name.

Caesar

[Pete Randall]

Caesar,

What I was attempting to convey when I said that "I know where you're coming from", is that I've done similar things myself. In all honesty, I think your answer came from not reading and understanding the question thoroughly and that is something that I am notoriously guilty of. Many times I've rushed off an answer that, when I go back and review the question - really read the whole question - my answer is just not correct.

I mean no offense and hope you can understand and take my comments in the humourous vein in which they were intended.


Pete

[Caesar_3]

Pete!

I think you wrong about that because the first
thing that is on the mind when you get such error is to check the TERM.

This is the one of the ideas on my mind was,
because i'm not near this machine.

And i don't take it personally, i just
explain my point of view.

Also i understand you.

Caesar

[Pete Randall]

Thanks, Caesar. I hoped you would understand.


Pete

[Steven E. Protter]

A legendary thread in Linux.

The one that got me on the Linux leader board.

I'll tell you sometimes the points come hard over there. I don't know how Stuart Browne does it. The reward to work ratio over there can be pretty low.

Far from my most impressive moments in that thread either, but at least I can laugh at myself. Translation: I was pathetic, begged for points. Pete Randall can now officially whip me with a wet noodle. As many times as he wants.

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x065e2d88ce9cd711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

I still don't know why anyone wants to use the talk or ntalk daemon. Scratching my head over that one.

My name up in lights.
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/FamilyHome/1,,118,00.html

Going to sleep.

Gotta stop running my body on antimatter.

SEP

[Steven E. Protter]

forumers' please take a moment to pat Stuart Browne on the back.

A wizard's cap exclusively in Linux and the undisputed itrc Linux champion.

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0xf6682d88ce9cd711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

SEP

[Stuart Browne]

Call it a stubborn streak ;) A mile wide.

[John Meissner]

There are a few comments in this one :)

http://bizforums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x91732d88ce9cd711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

[Steven E. Protter]

I cracked up. A. Clay strikes again.

You beat me to posting it John. Plus I get to hand out points.

SEP

[John Meissner]

ok - funniest title of a post

Page Outs Up - Trousers Down.

http://bizforums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x75772d88ce9cd711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

[Umapathy S]

Its Pete's turn here.

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x51500ea029a2d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

cheers
Umapathy

[Paula J Frazer-Campbell]

Hi Steven

One from a while ago:-

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x6fd45a3e6e0bd6118ff40090279cd0f9,00.html


Paula

[Steven E. Protter]

Paula,

Did you realize that the link you posted in is the thread that inspired me to create this thread?

SEP

[Pete Randall]

Clay needs anger management, methinks:

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x8b650ea029a2d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

Isn't a baseball bat just a bit extreme?!?



Pete

[Mike Fisher_5]

Of course we also have...

Paula & Pete
The comedy duo:

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0xe8660ea029a2d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

Mike "How long is a piece of string?" Fisher

[Pete Randall]

Mike "How long is a piece of string?" Fisher,

That reminds me of a friend of mine who, in attempting to find the length of a board, handed his partner the "dumb" end of the tape measure (the one with the hook on it - where the first number you see is 1 - the zero end, if you will), stretched the tape out to the other end of the board and asked his partner (in all seriousness): "What you got?"

We still kid him about to this day.

;^)

Pete

[harry d brown jr]

My vote is on Clay's response (the one Mary Rice provided --- near the top). I still remember that day, I almost broke my neck falling out of my chair because I was laughing so hard.

live free or KILL SCO, ...pause... I mean "or die"

harry

[Umapathy S]

Still laughing so hard for this Harry. Couldnt control...

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x30b9506d69a7d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

so many and still going on.

cheers
Umapathy

[Michael Elleby III_1]

Here's one I got from A. Clay Stephenson that made me almost fall out of my chair:

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0xa8abba808b46d611abda0090277a778c,00.html

Note the response he made at 15:45..

Mike-

[Caesar_3]

Hello!

From time to time i look in windows forum
and this type of questions only there could see

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x219844f56197d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

What can i say (gigahard)

Caesar

[Steven E. Protter]

Off topic.

http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

derived as follows

http://www.google.com

search for

"weapons of mass destruction"

Click

I'm feeling lucky

warning: An ad console will pop

The page is pretty funny.

SEP

[Tim D Fulford]

I find the following thread quite ammusing..

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/QuestionAnswer/1,,0x72df68da2286d711abdc0090277a778c,00.html

... ;-o

Tim

[Steven E. Protter]

Tim,

You linked in this thread.

Its a terrible circle now.

Glad you liked it.

SEP