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Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

 
George_Dodds
Honored Contributor

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

My favourite quote is on my favourite tshirt, it normally is reserved for meetings with managers.

"you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a s**t"

Ta

George
George_Dodds
Honored Contributor

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

typo got it right second time around though.

maybe it should of been -

you've obviously mistaken me for someone who can type! :)
Pete Randall
Outstanding Contributor

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John Collier,

I think you might have meant "accept" because she (more than likely) probably already takes "except(ion)"

;^)

Pete

Pete
John Collier
Esteemed Contributor

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Pete,

I should have expected you to bust my chops over something like that. It???s amazing how a typo can turn into the wrong word in a flash with M$ spell checking software ;-) Were you ever an English teacher? Never mind, don???t answer that???

While I???m here, I want to expand on Dave W.???s entry. I have also seen the shirt for the guys that states ???If you can read this, the B***h fell off??? (and almost got one despite the wife???s protests, but decided that being able to walk was a desirable thing) but I have also seen the female companion to that one that was printed upside down on the back of a t-shirt and reads ???If you can read this, I???m the B***h that fell off???.

Dave, if you found both of them at a convention and offered to get the matching pair, do you think the Mrs. would relent and let you get them?

Come to think of it, it???s probably not worth the risk of even asking???
"I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good, therefore, that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again." Stephen Krebbet, 1793-1855
Pete Randall
Outstanding Contributor

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No, John, I was never an English teacher, but my mother was and guess who I had for sophomore English!!! She made me work my butt off.

Just picking on ya, my man!

;^)

Pete

Pete
Ian Dennison_1
Honored Contributor

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http://www.tshirthell.com/

I could spend hours in that site. Check out the special "photos of wearers" posing with celebrities.

My personal favourite,...

i [plane] N Y.

Null points pse, Ian
Building a dumber user
Mike Fisher_5
Trusted Contributor

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Ian - great !!
This should be right up your street...
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/index.asp
Don't get mad - get naked
John Meissner
Esteemed Contributor

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Ian - That's funny as hell (no pun intended) that tshirt site is great.
I like weapons of A$$ distruction :) super!
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John Meissner
Esteemed Contributor

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Mike - your site is so wrong on so many levels... i love it!
All paths lead to destiny
Ian Dennison_1
Honored Contributor

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

Mike,

Ouch, I feel the barbs on that White House website and they aint even pointed at me! Phantastic!!

Ian
Building a dumber user
Mike Fisher_5
Trusted Contributor

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Berlene Herren
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,CA483039!1,00.html

Her "personal quote" is actually a link
http://home.attbi.com/~dobergirls/

It ain't Funny - It's just magnificent !
Also she has a section on the Guam US Marine Wardog memorial 1944
[look in the links on her page]
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Paul Middleton
Frequent Advisor

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George Dodds refered to "You've obviously mistaken me ---",
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Well, my favorite is Dilligad the acronym for Do I Look Like I Give A Damn.
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It's my password on various systems, and my favorite expression to use in conversation.
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I learned to be careful where I use it when my (at that time) three year old granddaughter comes up to me and says, "Papa, do you give a damn yet?"
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Now I have two more grandaughters and a grandson, and I'm verrrry careful what I say around them.
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Regards,
Paul Middleton
Dilligad - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
Mike Fisher_5
Trusted Contributor

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Let's get this old warhorse back on her feet with...

Ollie R:
"To err is human but to not award points is unforgivable"
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR700719!1,00.html
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Keely Jackson
Trusted Contributor

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Hmm, better later than never. I've just seen the link to t-shirt hell. Fantastic.

Mike, I'm so glad somebody actually got my quote.
Live long and prosper
Jerome Henry
Honored Contributor

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Hi Paula,

I like Balaji's one :

Its Always Important To Know, What People Think Of You. Then, Of Course, You Surprise Them By Giving More.

http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,CA687089!1,00.html

J
You can lean only on what resists you...
H.Merijn Brand (procura
Honored Contributor

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I've got *all* quotes available in my stats. Shall I make them available/browsable on my site?

Enjoy, have FUN! H.Merijn
Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
Balaji N
Honored Contributor

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please merijn.
-balaji
Its Always Important To Know, What People Think Of You. Then, Of Course, You Surprise Them By Giving More.
RolandH
Honored Contributor

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- Vision - "640k ought to be enough for anybody" -Bill Gates (1981)

- Life would be easier if I had the source code

- There are I0 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.

- CON + INSULT = CONSULTANT

- I think, therfore I Mac



:-}}
Sometimes you lose and sometimes the others win
Paula J Frazer-Campbell
Honored Contributor

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Expert

EX - Is somthing that has been

Pert (SPURT) - A drip under pressure


Paula
If you can spell SysAdmin then you is one - anon
RolandH
Honored Contributor

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Hey Paula is it you? (attched file)
Sometimes you lose and sometimes the others win
Ian Dennison_1
Honored Contributor

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Roland,

I sent that picture to a co-worker, and he has been frantically searching for "hot-spots" on the picture to see if it "does anything". He was most disappointed.

Share and Enjoy! Ian
Building a dumber user
H.Merijn Brand (procura
Honored Contributor

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Done.

https://www.beepz.com/personal/merijn/quotes.html or http://www.cmve.net/~merijn/quotes.html

Enjoy, have FUN! H.Merijn
Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
RolandH
Honored Contributor

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Sorry Ian,

I am a serious man (that the reason why I only send the upper part of the picture).

Roland


Sometimes you lose and sometimes the others win
Balaji N
Honored Contributor

Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES

thanks merjin,
with your permission, am putting a link on it to my blog and to my web site(when it comes up)

-balaji
Its Always Important To Know, What People Think Of You. Then, Of Course, You Surprise Them By Giving More.
Karthik S S
Honored Contributor

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Have a look at,
http://www.amusingquotes.com/

-Karthik S S
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