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05-23-2003 12:56 AM
05-23-2003 12:56 AM
Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES
"you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a s**t"
Ta
George
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05-23-2003 01:02 AM
05-23-2003 01:02 AM
Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES
maybe it should of been -
you've obviously mistaken me for someone who can type! :)
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05-23-2003 02:33 AM
05-23-2003 02:33 AM
Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES
I think you might have meant "accept" because she (more than likely) probably already takes "except(ion)"
;^)
Pete
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05-23-2003 04:55 AM
05-23-2003 04:55 AM
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I should have expected you to bust my chops over something like that. It???s amazing how a typo can turn into the wrong word in a flash with M$ spell checking software ;-) Were you ever an English teacher? Never mind, don???t answer that???
While I???m here, I want to expand on Dave W.???s entry. I have also seen the shirt for the guys that states ???If you can read this, the B***h fell off??? (and almost got one despite the wife???s protests, but decided that being able to walk was a desirable thing) but I have also seen the female companion to that one that was printed upside down on the back of a t-shirt and reads ???If you can read this, I???m the B***h that fell off???.
Dave, if you found both of them at a convention and offered to get the matching pair, do you think the Mrs. would relent and let you get them?
Come to think of it, it???s probably not worth the risk of even asking???
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05-23-2003 05:03 AM
05-23-2003 05:03 AM
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Just picking on ya, my man!
;^)
Pete
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05-23-2003 05:11 AM
05-23-2003 05:11 AM
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I could spend hours in that site. Check out the special "photos of wearers" posing with celebrities.
My personal favourite,...
i [plane] N Y.
Null points pse, Ian
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05-23-2003 05:45 AM
05-23-2003 05:45 AM
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This should be right up your street...
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/index.asp
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05-23-2003 05:51 AM
05-23-2003 05:51 AM
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I like weapons of A$$ distruction :) super!
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05-23-2003 05:54 AM
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05-23-2003 06:03 AM
05-23-2003 06:03 AM
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Ouch, I feel the barbs on that White House website and they aint even pointed at me! Phantastic!!
Ian
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05-23-2003 06:16 AM
05-23-2003 06:16 AM
Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,CA483039!1,00.html
Her "personal quote" is actually a link
http://home.attbi.com/~dobergirls/
It ain't Funny - It's just magnificent !
Also she has a section on the Guam US Marine Wardog memorial 1944
[look in the links on her page]
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05-23-2003 10:12 AM
05-23-2003 10:12 AM
Re: FUNNY ITRC PROFILE QUOTES
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Well, my favorite is Dilligad the acronym for Do I Look Like I Give A Damn.
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It's my password on various systems, and my favorite expression to use in conversation.
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I learned to be careful where I use it when my (at that time) three year old granddaughter comes up to me and says, "Papa, do you give a damn yet?"
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Now I have two more grandaughters and a grandson, and I'm verrrry careful what I say around them.
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Regards,
Paul Middleton
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07-17-2003 07:32 AM
07-17-2003 07:32 AM
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Ollie R:
"To err is human but to not award points is unforgivable"
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,BR700719!1,00.html
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07-17-2003 08:56 AM
07-17-2003 08:56 AM
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Mike, I'm so glad somebody actually got my quote.
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07-17-2003 09:32 AM
07-17-2003 09:32 AM
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I like Balaji's one :
Its Always Important To Know, What People Think Of You. Then, Of Course, You Surprise Them By Giving More.
http://forums.itrc.hp.com/cm/UserProfile/1,,CA687089!1,00.html
J
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07-17-2003 04:01 PM
07-17-2003 04:01 PM
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Enjoy, have FUN! H.Merijn
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07-17-2003 04:28 PM
07-17-2003 04:28 PM
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-balaji
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07-18-2003 03:38 AM
07-18-2003 03:38 AM
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- Life would be easier if I had the source code
- There are I0 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
- CON + INSULT = CONSULTANT
- I think, therfore I Mac
:-}}
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07-18-2003 03:47 AM
07-18-2003 03:47 AM
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Expert
EX - Is somthing that has been
Pert (SPURT) - A drip under pressure
Paula
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07-18-2003 04:18 AM
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07-18-2003 05:17 AM
07-18-2003 05:17 AM
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I sent that picture to a co-worker, and he has been frantically searching for "hot-spots" on the picture to see if it "does anything". He was most disappointed.
Share and Enjoy! Ian
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07-18-2003 05:19 AM
07-18-2003 05:19 AM
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https://www.beepz.com/personal/merijn/quotes.html or http://www.cmve.net/~merijn/quotes.html
Enjoy, have FUN! H.Merijn
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07-18-2003 05:27 AM
07-18-2003 05:27 AM
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I am a serious man (that the reason why I only send the upper part of the picture).
Roland
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07-18-2003 03:57 PM
07-18-2003 03:57 PM
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with your permission, am putting a link on it to my blog and to my web site(when it comes up)
-balaji
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07-18-2003 10:58 PM
07-18-2003 10:58 PM
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http://www.amusingquotes.com/
-Karthik S S