So Clay,
What would that be in Newtons?
Here's some good ones:
Three Laws of Thermodynamics (paraphrased):
First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
Second Law: The most you can accomplish by work is to break even.
Third Law: You can't break even.
There are only three laws of nature, and one exception.
1) F=ma; 2) E=m(c squared); 3) You can't push a rope
From these three laws all others can be derived.
Matter is fundamentally lazy:- It always takes the path of least effort
Matter is fundamentally stupid:- It tries every other path first.
That is the heart of physics - The rest is details
Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Cold Fusion: Looney Theory of the Week
"Hey Mike?"
"Yeah, Gabe?"
"We got a problem down on Earth. In Utah."
"I thought you fixed that last century!"
"No, no, not that. Someone's found a loophole in the physics
program. They're getting energy out of nowhere."
"Blessit! Lemme check..."< tappity clickity tappity>
"Hey, I thought I fixed that! All right, let me find my terminal."< tappity
clickity tap... save... compile>
"There, that ought to patch it."
Jeff
PERSEVERANCE -- Remember, whatever does not kill you only makes you stronger!
