Hi Dave,
glad to see you here again.
Yes, I know how much my performance issues improved (in fact they vanished, at least for the NFS part) since I upgraded to NFS V3 and EnhancedAutoFS and TCP has taken over the transport, thanks to your many helpful replies.
So I too well know the blessings of an upgrade.
Yet, this was an isolated instance with this box as it doesn't host any NFS stuff in normal operations.
I only abused the suspended NFS services in order to mount the shares of a C compiler on another box to install a few Perl modules that had XS code stubs in them.
Because I was too lazy to manually mount the shares I wanted to rely on the hosts-mapping of automounter, which was overkill for my purpose and only brought me into trouble.
Madness, thy name is system administration