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07-11-2003 04:26 AM
07-11-2003 04:26 AM
Re: Quotations - II
In the pub - Thru the bottom of the glass?
No course not the pub is for...
Shaggy dog stories
Tall stories
& Outright lies
Have you spotted my query in the Storage Forum?
Regards
Mike
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07-11-2003 04:33 AM
07-11-2003 04:33 AM
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That's what I thought - I couldn't picture you in the corner with a pint of Guiness and Philip Marlowe.
No, sorry, I rarely visit other than the HP-UX forum. If you post there and it gets moved, I follow it, but if you post directly to other forums in never appears on my radar screen. I'll go check.
Pete "You could have at least posted the link" Randall
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07-11-2003 04:36 AM
07-11-2003 04:36 AM
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heard somewhere long ago....
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07-11-2003 04:45 AM
07-11-2003 04:45 AM
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Sorry for the previous jab - I now see that you just updated an earlier question - I've responded.
Pete "Damn, my foot tastes awful" Randall
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07-11-2003 04:51 AM
07-11-2003 04:51 AM
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Please accept my apologies for using your thread like a chat room. I'm sure you will limit the points on the off-topic responses accordingly. Thanks.
Mike,
My e-mail address can be found in my profile. You'll have to break the encryption code but, hey, you needed a challenge anyway, right?
Pete
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07-11-2003 05:11 AM
07-11-2003 05:11 AM
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Women; you can't live with 'em,... pass the beer nuts.
Norm from Cheers
Peg: Did you miss me, Honey?
Al: With every bullet so far.
Married with Children
Null points please! Ian "Defender of Chivalry" Dennison
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07-11-2003 11:43 AM
07-11-2003 11:43 AM
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???Matrimony??? It???s not a word, it a sentence!???
(OK, so I used that on another thread??? SUE ME??? I just like the quote)
Going back to Norm from Cheers:
??? It???s a dog-eat-dog world and I???m wearing Milk Bone underwear???
Which of us hasn???t felt that way at some time or another??
Al from Married With Children:
???Women. You can???t live with them. The end!???
Not sure of the source, but:
???I have missed my ex wife, but my aim is improving??????
One of my own:
???Just because I???m ugly doesn???t mean that I???m stupid as well???
I???ve also shortened that to:
???I may be ugly, but I???m not stupid???.
Thanks for the thread. I needed the smiles ;-)
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07-11-2003 12:13 PM
07-11-2003 12:13 PM
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"No matter how good looking she is, there is some guy that is tired of her sh*t"
Anon.
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07-12-2003 05:51 AM
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07-14-2003 01:01 AM
07-14-2003 01:01 AM
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning
[Aristotle Onassis]
Women are OK, but you can't beat the real thing
[Anon - but, probably a sheep farmer :)]
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07-14-2003 05:23 AM
07-14-2003 05:23 AM
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"Women can't live with them, Can't Kill them"
from True Lies - Tom Arnold's character.
I love my wife, she'd kill me if she caught me with anyone else. Bobby Collins
"I love my dog" Bobby Collins also...
Snappy answers to mundane statements.
"Have a wonderful life" - Ans. "Can't I'm married"
"Have a good night" - Ans "My wife would kill me."
"Have a good time" - see above.
While picking up beer. "Woulds you like that in the bag?" ans "God No, she's mean enough sober."
Democratic congressman to this taxpayer on 2002 tax rebate. "Don't spend it all in one place." - ans. "If I wouldn't have to spend it on food, I give it to the other party."
Thievery is where you take money from an unwilling victim. Taxation is what again???
If I weren't so smart I wouldn't be in this predicament. - Lucielle Ball.
This is so simple anyone can do it. (aren't these in famous last words).
Enjoy
Tim
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07-14-2003 05:23 AM
07-14-2003 05:23 AM
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"Women can't live with them, Can't Kill them"
from True Lies - Tom Arnold's character.
I love my wife, she'd kill me if she caught me with anyone else. Bobby Collins
"I love my dog" Bobby Collins also...
Snappy answers to mundane statements.
"Have a wonderful life" - Ans. "Can't I'm married"
"Have a good night" - Ans "My wife would kill me."
"Have a good time" - see above.
While picking up beer. "Woulds you like that in the bag?" ans "God No, she's mean enough sober."
Democratic congressman to this taxpayer on 2002 tax rebate. "Don't spend it all in one place." - ans. "If I wouldn't have to spend it on food, I give it to the other party."
Thievery is where you take money from an unwilling victim. Taxation is what again???
If I weren't so smart I wouldn't be in this predicament. - Lucielle Ball.
This is so simple anyone can do it. (aren't these in famous last words).
Enjoy
Tim
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07-14-2003 05:23 AM
07-14-2003 05:23 AM
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"Women can't live with them, Can't Kill them"
from True Lies - Tom Arnold's character.
I love my wife, she'd kill me if she caught me with anyone else. Bobby Collins
"I love my dog" Bobby Collins also...
Snappy answers to mundane statements.
"Have a wonderful life" - Ans. "Can't I'm married"
"Have a good night" - Ans "My wife would kill me."
"Have a good time" - see above.
While picking up beer. "Woulds you like that in the bag?" ans "God No, she's mean enough sober."
Democratic congressman to this taxpayer on 2002 tax rebate. "Don't spend it all in one place." - ans. "If I wouldn't have to spend it on food, I give it to the other party."
Thievery is where you take money from an unwilling victim. Taxation is what again???
If I weren't so smart I wouldn't be in this predicament. - Lucielle Ball.
This is so simple anyone can do it. (aren't these in famous last words).
Enjoy
Tim
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07-14-2003 05:38 AM
07-14-2003 05:38 AM
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Tim : Say those three little words that make me walk on air.
Kelly:Go hang yourself.
Tim :Why do you keep arguing even when you know you are wrong.
Kelly: That is no time to give up on a perfectly good argument.
Tim :Do you think you know what you are doing.
Kelly:I know what I am doing. (at this time she plugs very poorly rewired lamp into the socket. Zap!!! Circuit breakers trip lamp gives off smoke)
Tim :What did you think you were doing.
Kelly:Getting a new lamp!
Tim
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07-14-2003 05:54 AM
07-14-2003 05:54 AM
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The place where a train stops, is called a railway staion. The place where a bus stops, is called a bus station. The place where i work, has a work station. :-(
some hilarious ones.
-balaji
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07-15-2003 04:40 AM
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Zafar
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07-15-2003 06:12 AM
07-15-2003 06:12 AM
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???Marriage is a give and take relationship. Sometimes you just have to give it a rest and take a break???.
I need to find that person and shake their hand???
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07-15-2003 07:50 AM
07-15-2003 07:50 AM
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Yiddish proverb
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08-01-2003 09:06 AM
08-01-2003 09:06 AM
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Kelly: I just called to tell you how much I love you.
Tim: what is it and how much does it cost.
Kelly: No I just called to brighten your day.
Tim: Put it on American Express.
Kelly: OK! Bye, Love you!!!
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08-01-2003 09:20 AM
08-01-2003 09:20 AM
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than a full frontal lobotomy.
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08-01-2003 11:53 AM
08-01-2003 11:53 AM
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R.E. Lee
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08-01-2003 11:57 AM
08-01-2003 11:57 AM
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"The problem with some people today is that they've been educated beyond their intelligence."
--Ray Kelley
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08-01-2003 12:19 PM
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08-01-2003 01:50 PM
08-01-2003 01:50 PM
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Clones are people two.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that
why people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
And one of my favorites;
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.-- Abraham Lincoln (also attr. Confucius)
Bob
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08-05-2003 12:01 AM
08-05-2003 12:01 AM
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I believe it was Aristotle
Rgds
Ragnar Biorn