Quotations - II

[Mike Fisher_5]

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: "Whose?"
Don Marquis [1878 - 1937]

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer Simpson

[Mike Fisher_5]

Some whimsy for a Friday [my favourite day]

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the checkered one"
Kyle Schultz

"Popularity is kinda like Tupperware - expensive plastic that's sold at
parties"

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

"A true friend is a one who stabs you in the front"

I'm not sure what this one's about, but it's nicely weird...
" Sure, you say that now, but when you're playing strip poker with the
monkeys and you realize they don't wear clothes, you'll think differently"

I'd love to say this to unwanted callers at my door...
What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?
Jesse Harris

Be nice to your kids - they'll choose your nursing home

And finally - useful to remember when you're in a tight corner...
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"...until you can find a rock

Mike
Don't get mad - get naked

[Jorge Pons]

HI

I can believe anything... but it must be unbelive before..