"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever." -- Larry Anderson
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny . . .'" -- Isaac Asimov
"The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
More Mark Twain:
"First, get the facts, then you can distort them at your leisure."
"It is a weak mind that can think of only one way to spell a word."
"I'd rather go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
"There's lies, damn lies, and statistics."
"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little influence on society."
"Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
And, just for a bit of irreverant humor:
"If Christ had died in the 20th century, Catholics would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks." -- Lenny Bruce
"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like a fool." -- Steven Wright
Finally, my new Holstein motto:
To err is human, to moo bovine!
Pete
Pete
